The Haynes Household Committee on Milestone Ways and Means has conferred and has officially issued a retraction of their original claim that Oliver's first steps were taken on October 19, 2008.
In a statement to the press, a spokesperson for Mr. and Mrs. Haynes said, "The Hayneses now believe that the couple of little half steps that Oliver took before sinking to the floor at Nanny and Papa's house were a mix of graceful falling on Ollie's part and wishful thinking on their part."
Neither Mr. nor Mrs. Haynes was available for further comment at this time.
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Hahahaha! Clever!
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